...Let's find out:



1)How much of the floor is visible in your room?

A) 75% or more
B) 74% to 50%
C) 49% to 25%
D) 24% or less
E) Wait, I have a FLOOR?!

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2)When do you consider something 'trash'?

A) When I don't need to use it on an average week-to-week basis.
B) When it starts to gather more dust than the duster.
C) When it can't be fixed.
D) When it has so much duct tape I don't even know what it is anymore.
E) What is this 'trash' you speak of?

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3)How many times a month do you take out the trash?

A) Every day.
B) Every week.
C) Every other week.
D) Once.
E) Again, what is this thing called 'trash'?

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4)What do you use to clean your room?

A) My hands & a small trashcan.
B) My hands & a large trashcan.
C) A garden shovel & a couple of garbage bins.
D) A snow shovel & a couple of garbage trucks.
E) I don't need to clean my room, everything in it is necessary.... now where's my bed...

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5)What would you say is the amount of space under your bed that is available?

A) All.
B) Most.
C) Half.
D) Not much.
E) Well, let's just say the germs have trouble finding a space to live...

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Well, that's it...now I guess you want your score, don't you?


Now just add up the numbers according to the answer you gave to each question, and use the number to find out your result:


0 to 4:You're as clean as bleach, except a whole lot less lethal.

5 to 9:You're about average, but only if average has a cleaning obsession.

10 to 14:Congrats! You're an American!

15 to 19: You're about to be sued by the health inspector, aren't you?

20: Are you ME?

yes! I got ten!